Dirty Messages 

Dirty Messages

True Love is like a pillow.
You could Hug it when Ur in trouble.
You could Cry on it when Ur in pain.
You could Embrace it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.

Dirty Messages

In Which Situation, Do Men Start Sweating
In 10 Mins and Women Want To Go ON and ON and ON?
Think.. Think..
Ans is SHOPPING!
God Bless Your Naughty Mind!

Dirty Messages

Smile is the 2nd best thing YOU do with ur lips.
Of course you know the first one…
It’s keeping ur mouth shut. :
But I like the way YOU think!

Dirty Messages

This is a c**k sucker detector
Please blow in the phone….. .. scanning….
The test was positive 90percent sperm breath…

Dirty Messages

Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa
dabao naa, zara zor se
aisa karo apni shirt nikalo
apni pant bhi nikal do
meri saadi bhi nikal do
ab zorse dabao aur dabao naa
bahut tight hai plz.
aur Zorse!plz karo naa plz……,
ho gaya na suitcase bannd.

Dirty Messages

Le kar tu dekho kabhi mera bhi
Na ziada lamba hai Na ziada chota
sub k samne lo
Ya tanhai me lo
sharmao mut bus ab le lo
kiya bhala
MERA NAAM

Dirty Messages

BOY: poora under gaya?
GIRL: ouch…… haaan
BOY: tight hay zyada lug tou nahi raha na?
GIRL: haan thora thora.
Boy: oye maqsood baji ko 8 number wala joota dikha

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A Boy Was Going With His G.F.
Frnd Asked : Who Is She?
Boy : My Cousin…
. The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin….!

Dirty Messages

man:I would like to buy some dog food?
Salesman: do u have a dog?
Man:Yes
saler:Where?
Man:at home
Saler:i am sorry cant sell u unless i see dog.
its Store policy

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Sexy miss ny class main bachon sy pucha?
Mery marny k baad meri qabar py kia likha hoga?
Last seat py betha bacha bola
Mohtarma pehli bar akeli so rahi hain..

Dirty Messages

Jab rat ko
koi Tum per
char jey,
Apni Monchoon
se Tum ko
chomay
Or
Apni Balon wali
Tangen Tum
par pherey
To
Samajh jana ye
Sala
LAL BAIG
hy..