Jokes Messages 

Jokes Messages

Johny Johny .. Yes PAPA!
Job in IT .. Yes PAPA!
Lots of Tension .. Yes PAPA!
Too Much Work .. Yes PAPA!
FAMILY LIFE .. No PAPA!
BP – Sugar .. High PAPA!
Yearly Bonus .. Jokes PAPA!
Annual Pay .. Low PAPA!
Personal Life .. Lost PAPA!
Promotional Incentive .. HA! HA! HA!

Jokes Messages

If boys vomit then parents says kaminey kya kha kar aaya tha,
If girls vomit then parents says kaun tha woh kamina,
Moral of the story: Whoever vomits boys are always kaminey…

Jokes Messages

Teacher to students: If you have any doubts in what I have taught so far, please ask me.
Student: Are you the Mathematics teacher or English teacher?

Jokes Messages

pecially dedicated to boys:
A kiss is like a stamp,
Once u stamp a gal,
she wouldn’t go anywhere else
Guys r like stamp paper,
jitne bhi lagao kum hai

Jokes Messages

Sometimes I like to pretend that everything is okay.
Because when people thinks you are fine,
for a little while you forget that you are not!!

Jokes Messages

Someone Who Makes
More Efforts To Have You
In Their Life ,
Is Someone Who Didn’t
Want To Lose You

Jokes Messages

When men calls you hot, they r looking at your body…
When men calls you pretty, they r looking at your face…
When menn calls you gorgeous, they r looking at your clothes…
But when they call you beautiful,,,
They are Lying..

Jokes Messages

Height of coolness:
2 Guys coming out of the examination Hall with chips and coke in hands….
1st guy:which paper was it?
2nd guy:I think maths……
1st guy:(surprisingly) you read the question paper?
2nd guy: no I see a girl sitting besides me using calculator:>

Jokes Messages

You say you love the sun but you cover your eyes when it shines…
You say you love the rain but you open your umbrella when it pours…
You say you love the wind but you close your windows when it blows…
That’s why I’m afraid when you say you love me.”

Jokes Messages

Husband texts to wife on cell.
“Hi, what r u doing Darling?”
Wife: I’m dying..!
Husband jumps with joy but types
“Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?”
Wife: “U idiot! I’m dying my hair.”
Husband: “Bloody English Language!

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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,
So I’d be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
So I could have a new one every day.

Jokes Messages

Funny Husband
Man1: I am going to be a father.
Man2: Your wife should be happy now I guess.
Man1: The problem is she doesn’t know about it.