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Ajeeb c Halat Hy Tere Jany K Bad
Bhook Hi Nahi Lagti Khana Khany K Bad
Mere Pas 8 samosy Thy Jo Mene Kha liye
1 Tere Aany Se Pehly, 7 Tere Jany k bad
Wah wah wah wah
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Acting
Shahrukh khan pr Khatam
Singing Atif pr Khatam
Style katrina Pr Khatam
0r cuteness
Yaqinan MUJH pe Khatam
Or log.
JAL JAL
K Khatam
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In order to get Job in a Good Company,
A Boy Needs 100% Talent!
But
A Girl Needs Only 4% Talent…
Remaining is
( 36 )
)24(
( 36 ) = 96
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1 ladka apne girl friend k liye chudiya lekar jata he!
Girl friend- khud hi pehnado
Boy- mujhe kya pta tha itna acha response milega varna me kapde lekar ata
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Today it’s the 125th anniversary of Titanic.
So here is the request to all the lovers.
Let’s refresh the memories of the Titanic,
Put your mobiles in to the water for two minutes.
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A dog loves a cat very much. He wants to marry with her.
But dogs parents don’t like her. So they refused. Dog
Asked about the reason of their refusal. They said.
Guess what?
Kuri diyan muchan ne.
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Boss : why do you want some off time tomorrow.
Ali : I want to be married .
Boss : who stupid girl is being married with you.
Ali : she is yours daughter sir.
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Sardar: I was caught by the police as they find diamonds in my socks.
Friend: are you a smuggling diamonds..?
Sardar: I was smuggling Sock…
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Boy kissed her girlfriend while they are sitting in a public place
Girl: No dear that’s not the time for that all ll be after the marriage.
Boy: Don’t worry my sweet heart I am already married.
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A Teacher was lecturing on population:
“In India after every 10 seconds a women gives birth to a kid. ”
A Sardar stands up- “We must find & stop her!. ”
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Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
The Chinese friend just says “CHIN YU YAN” and dies.
Sardarji goes to China to find the meaning of his friend’s last Words.
And finds It means “U R STANDING ON the OXYGEN TUBE!”
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Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu…
Dost me aap jaisa…
Nalayak koi nahi!
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TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho…!
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If loving you is wrong, then I’ll never want to be right.
If loving you is a crime then I am guilty.
If loving you is stupid then I guess I am a fool!!.
No matter what you do, No matter what they say;
I still love you and will keep on loving you forever no matter what!!
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An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new
pair of glasses. The Captain looked in his book of record and said,
“But you just got a new pair last month!”
“Yes sir, b.. b.. but I got them b..broken in an accident,”
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Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means…Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever.
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Lovers r Outgoing Calls ;
Aunties r Tollfree Calls ,
Callgirls r Roaming Calls ;
Neighbour Girls r Missed Calls.