Funny Sms Messages 

Funny Sms Messages

Ek Aurat ATM Machine par ,
Beta Mera Balance Check Kar do ,
Beta Aurat Ko Laat Marta hain Aurat gir jati hain ,
Aunty AApka balance to kharab hain.

Funny Sms Messages

Ek pathan bandooq le kr machli ka shikar kerne Jungle me gaya Chor yar tu b pathan nikla Latifa to upper hi khatam hogya tha

Funny Sms Messages

Dear Haters,
Don’t hate me
Because
I’m better than you,
Hate yourself
Because
You’re not as good as
ME.

Funny Sms Messages

A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskull to pay for this all.

Funny Sms Messages

A chicken sandwich walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: “Sorry, we don’t serve food here”.Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

Funny Sms Messages

Na Huwa na Maya hay
Ehsaas thmhi ka aya hay
humain bhe message kar kay dakh lo
Company nay yh mobile saraf tumhari girl friend kay liay nahi banaya hay

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Raam chandra keh gaya siya se…
aisa kalyug aayega…..
kahan hua tha mera janam….
aab Supreme court batayega

Funny Sms Messages

Teacher: I wil giv u a tight slap if u continue ur non-serious filmy behaviour in the class . . Student: . . thappar se dar nai lgta miss pyar se lgta hy;

Funny Sms Messages

Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called?
Pappu: I don`t know.
Teacher: They r called Turks. Now What r the people of Germany called?
Pappu: They r called Germs.

Funny Sms Messages

There is a small gap between confidence and over-confidence,
You can kiss your boyfriend is confidence,
Only you can kiss your boyfriend is over-confidence.

Funny Sms Messages

Dropping Something,
Then Catching It In Mid-Air And
Feeling Like A ninja.

Funny Sms Messages

Ma wallet is just like an onion.
Whenever i open it.
It makes me cryyyyyyyyyyy…

Funny Sms Messages

People always want you to eat cake on your birthday.
It’s not enough that you’re old.
They also want you to be fat.

Funny Sms Messages

Don’t question what someone sees in you.
Just be glad they don’t have perfect vision.

Funny Sms Messages

Teacher: why are you talking during my lesson?
Student: why are you teaching during my conversation?