Funny Messages 

Funny Messages

Height Of Attitude
Teacher: Why R U Talking During My Lesson?
Student: Why R U Teaching During My Conversation..!!
Panga Iz N0t Changa Wid Da Students;->

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Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then make a place,
4 Me in ur heart!!
I may come there any time!
Ur’s faithfully,
“Heart Attack”

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Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It’s b’coz…

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Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

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A Pathan was asked in jail.
What did you do?
Pathan: I robbed a bank
and deposited all the money in the same bank.

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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.

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Independence a Precious gift of God.
May We Always Remain Independent Ameen.
A Very Happy Independence Day To You.

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Everyone, except me, wants to become amillionaire. I want to become a billionaire.

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Wht Hurts more dan losing a luvd one…??……
Solving the final accounts and finding dat ur balance sheet doesnt tally…!

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True… marriages are made in heaven,
After all haven’t we experienced with every bit of it..
Including the thunder and lightning!

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If Money Ever Grew On Trees. . .
Girl’s Wouldn’t Mind Dating with Monkey sues…

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A jealous woman does better research than FBI.
A determined guy can hide secrets than CIA.

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The only thing good that can possibly
be said about Monday is that it is only
four days away from Friday.

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If your legs open up faster than Google’s homepage.
You are not girlfriend material.