Funny Sms 

Funny Sms

American Girl
Kiss Me Infront Of Everyone,
Indian Girl
Lets Go In The Corner And Kiss Me
Pakistani Girl: Jaldi Kro,
Light NA AA JAYE..;-)

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If U Break Our Friendship:
I’ll Hang Myself With Noodles,

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Cut My Hand With A Rubber Knife,
Blast My Head With Water Pistol,
Stop Smiling
I’m Serious

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Dost pathan se:
“tum to aj doctor kay pas janay wale thay ,kyun nae gaye?”
pathan:”yara hum kal jaey ga aaj hamara tabiat kharab hai…

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SHAKS DOKAN PER SODA LANY GAYA DOKANDAR KO 10 KA NOTE DIA.
DOKANDAR NA KAHA KAY YA NOTE NAKLI HA QAIDE AZAM KAY SAR PER TO TOPI HI NAHEN HA.
TO US NA KAHA BAYWAKOF YA YA TASWER GARMION KAY DINO KI HA.

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True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.

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Just found a new way to combat global warming.
Blow all those candles off your birthday cake now!

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DR KI SHAHDI EK NURSE SE HOGAI ,DOST NE PUCHA SUNA KAISI GUZAR RAHI HE LIFE. DR KYA SUNAOUN JAB TAQ SISTER NA KHOUN SUNTI HI NAHI

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If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I’m only a cartoonist!

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Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
 Both don’t exist.

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Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday…

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In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don’t have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram’s birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna’a birth place, Jail.