Dirty Text Messages 

Dirty Text Messages

When the land and sky seems to swap duties
When cool breeze seems to be hot on you
When hope is tighten to a tree with a thick rope
And you think you can’t cope
RELAX! Eclipse is for a short period.

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A couple visit a art gallery,
husband keeps watching a Photo of a girl covered by leaves
wife ask him “ab chele?… ya … hawaa aane ke bad?………..

Dirty Text Messages

Word to the mods: if you see fit to close this thread sorry…
I thought it was at least worth a try.

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Koie na milay to qismat sy gila nahi karty,
Aksar log mil kr bi mila nahi karty
Har shaakh par bahaar aati ha zaror,
Par har shaakh par phool khila nhi krty

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A teacher ask”wot part of the body goes to heaven first?”
A child replies”feet- coz every nite i c my mum with her
Feet in the air screamin GOD I’M COMIN!

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Jelly Baby goes 2 the Dr and says “Dr i’ve got aids”
Dr replys “U cant have aids ur a jelly Baby”
Jelly Baby says “yes but Dr i’ve been sleepin wiv ALLSORTS!

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UNIVERSAL TRUTH:
When girls wear tight fittings,
neither they are
relaxed
nor
Boys are happy.

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Sales girl: sorry, You can’t smoke here,
Customer : but i bought cigarettes from here
Salesgirl : sir we sell condoms too,
but it doesn’t mean you start fucking here.

Dirty Text Messages

UNIVERSAL TRUTH:
When girls wear tight fittings,
neither they are
relaxed
nor
Boys are happy.

Dirty Text Messages

Sales girl: sorry, You can’t smoke here,
Customer : but i bought cigarettes from here
Salesgirl : sir we sell condoms too,
but it doesn’t mean you start fucking here.

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Text: I want to suck you, lick you.
wanna move my tongue all over you…
wanna feel you in my mouth…
yep, that’s how u…eat an ice cream.

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Happiness is like penis;
always looks small
if u hold it in your hands
but when u learn to share it,
you will realize how big & precious it is!