Double meaning Sms
Double meaning Sms
KISSING at the top,
HOLDING at the middle
& FIRE at the bottom!
Do you know the ANSWER?
What? Huh..
Don’t think dirty..
It’s a… CIGARETTE!
Double meaning Sms
Har laal rang RED nahin hota,
Her murda DEAD nahin hota,
Kaisay kahon par yeh sach hai,
Har koi aap ki tarah MAD nahin hota…
MAD bolay to
M-Most
A-Attractive
D-Dost…
Double meaning Sms
Pehle gale se lagao, Phir kiss karo…
Phir bed pe litao, Phir uske legs uthao..
Agar bachhe ne susu kar dia, to pamper badlo..
Double meaning Sms
Oh no Dr. please jaldi karo
Oh no blood?
Oh ahhhhh bahut dard ho raha hai
Jaldi nikaalo na
Dr. yeh lo nikaal dia….. khuda daant ka dard bhi kissi ko na de
Double meaning Sms
ANDHE KAY HATH MAY TORCH .
BEHRAY KAY HATH MAY RADIO..
GUNGAY KAY HATH MAY MIC..
OR………. APP KAY HATH MAY
(MOBILE)…….
KIA ZAMANA AAGAYA HAY……
Double meaning Sms
True Love is like a pillow.
You could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
You could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
You could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.
Double meaning Sms
MALLIKA se ghode ki sawari karne k baad ghodewala:
Ghoda bahut khus hai….
Malika:Meri taango ke beech jo be aata hai khush ho jata hai.
Double meaning Sms
GIRL:
Jaano Meray mun mai Daalo, main Choson gi
BOY:
Nahi nahi tum kha Gai toh main Kiya Karon ga?
GIRL:
Tum
Tum
Doosri Icecream Le Lena! =P
Double meaning Sms
Le kar tu dekho kabhi mera bhi
Na ziada lamba hai Na ziada chota
sub k samne lo
Ya tanhai me lo
sharmao mut bus ab le lo
kiya bhala
MERA NAAM
Double meaning Sms
ye ladkiya bhi badi ageeb hoti hai
bat bat par tufan utha leti hai,
kuch na ka karo to muh fula leti hai.
kuch kar do to pet fula leti hai.
Double meaning Sms
Lo ajh v hoo gi sab di
upr
nachy
hr pasy di
Loadshadding
Happy
LoadShadding
Copy to clipboard
Double meaning Sms
ANDHE KAY HATH MAY TORCH
BEHRAY KAY HATH MAY RADIO..
GUNGAY KAY HATH MAY MIC..
OR………. APP KAY HATH MAY
(MOBILE)…….
KIA ZAMANA AAGAYA HAY……
Double meaning Sms
Once a baby monkey ask his mum….”mum why r v so ugly?”Mum replies…”Beta essa mat bol kio k jo yeh sms parh raha hay wo hum sai bhi ugly hay