Double meaning Messages
Double meaning Messages
He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don’t worry: I’m a bottle of wine!
Double meaning Messages
I dropped a coin in wishing well and prayed for a smart friend. God gifted me you and said, “Itne paise me itna hi milega.
Double meaning Messages
Hm apko satate rahenge.
Marte dum tk msg krte rahenge.
Or jis din msg nai aya to samjh lena….
Agle din msg aa jaye gey”
Kuch to achha socha Kro.
Double meaning Messages
“Sochta Hun Aaj Bahon Me Pakad Ke Dal Hi Dun,
Balon Me Fool Gulab Ka”
“Dalte Hi Gir Jata Hai,
Patta Patta Gulab Ka.”
Double meaning Messages
There is nothing greater then Parents in this world.
So go get married fast and bcome parents.
Think different
Do different
Double meaning Messages
Girlfriend: Aaj Mai Tumhe Woh Jagah Dikhaon gi,
Jahan mera Appendix Operation Hua Hai.
Boyfriend gets Excited then the Girl says:
“Ye Dekho Agha Khan Hospital”
Double meaning Messages
He took me from a bar.
He took me in his car.
He took my top off.
He puts his lips on mine,
But don’t worry: I’m a bottle of wine!
Double meaning Messages
True Love is like a pillow.
You could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
You could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
You could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.
Double meaning Messages
Moon said to me, if your friend is not messaging you why dont you leave your friend.
I looked at moon and said, does your sky ever leave you when you dont shine.
Double meaning Messages
A couple visits an art gallery,
Husband keeps watching a Photo of a girl covered by leaves
wife ask him “ab chele?… ya … hawaa aane ke bad?……………..
Double meaning Messages
Are you Male or Female???
Wants to know the answer…
Then see down . . . .
Not here u fooooooool.
Double meaning Messages
Fuck off
fuck off
yes fuck off
ooh. Don’t get the wrong meaning.
Fuck off means:
F-friend like
U- u
C-can
K-keep
O-our
F-friendship
F-forever.
Double meaning Messages
Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?
Open the zip!
Enter your hands in between your zip.
Take out your…
book from your bag and study..: D: P