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I had a wet dream about you last night….. I pissed myself laughing when you fell off a cliff

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Life is full of beautiful things: soft sunsets, painted rainbows, delicate blossoms, love & laughter, quiet moments & fantastic people like me. Enjoy it!

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If loving you is wrong,then I don’t wanna be right.
My love for you is strong and brighter than any light.
The way we must go is long,but we’ll win every fight.

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You R 100% beautiful,
You R 100% lovely,
You R 100% sweet,
You R 100% nice, and
You R 100% stupid to believe these words…

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Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It’s b’coz…
I need a person for just time pass

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Faith makes all things possible,
Love makes all things easy,
Hopes makes all things work,
But ur gorgeous smile brings all faith,
Luv & hope in me!

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One who somes, has a SMOKY heart,
One who drinks, has an ALCOHOLIC heart…
So dear U must STOP eating SWEETS…
As u r already a SWEETEHART!

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twinkle Twinkle little star,
teri girl friend gaye bazar,
us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar,
ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar

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Friend is sweet when its new.
But it is sweeter when its true,
But U know what? Its sweetest when its U.

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I think you are very careless!
You come & leave things behind!
See now what you have left?
You just came in my mind and left a smile on my face.

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As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can’t wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u’ll see that it’s true,
Day & night my thoughts r of U.

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if u read this, i m smart.. if u save this, u agree i m smart.. if u 4ward this, u r spreadin that i m smart.. if u delete this u r jealous..

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Rules of Life:Assume Nothing,Xpect Little,Do More,Demand Less,Smile Often,Dream Big,Laugh a Lot,Pray Always,Cry Once for missing me everyday.

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A boy to a crying girl:
Boy: You`re the 2nd most beautiful girl in the world.
Girl: Who`s the 1st?
Boy: You, when you`re smiling.

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The d e f i n i t i o n of a beautiful woman is the one who loves me!